Monday, April 1, 2024

Eclipse Jokes

The 2024 solar eclipse is only a week away. I live in the path of totality, so there has been a lot of hype about it around here. I couldn't come up with anything clever for April Fools Day, so I hope you enjoy thematic jokes and memes about the eclipse, the earth, the sun, and the moon! 🌎 🌞 🌚(Don't forget to buy appropriate eye protection if you plan to view the eclipse)


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Boy: Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is?

Dad: No sun.


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https://images.app.goo.gl/Nu7UoA8vwcebdvRY6

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Why aren’t teachers letting their students out to see the solar eclipse today?

They don’t want to hurt their pupils


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https://images.app.goo.gl/rXRk4sn2yPtRHsax9

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 Why didn't the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees.


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https://images.app.goo.gl/AxoQ8u3KPXJgSzr96

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What did the moon say to her therapist?

I'm just going through a phase.


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