There are a lot of really horrible Christmas jokes out there. I mean A LOT. I cannot tell you how many groaners I read through to make this post. I compiled some of the top jokes and a few funny memes I found. A lot of them are still really horrible, but they did get a chuckle out of me. I also noticed I selected a good number of jokes about animals.... it's almost like I think cute animals are really funny or something. I hope you enjoy these jokes and have a good laugh or two!
Merry Christmas to ewe!
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What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?
A mistle-toad
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Seasonings greetings!
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What do you call an old snowman?
Water
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Baaaa humbug
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Picking his nose!
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What's the Grinch's least favorite band?
The Who!
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How does the snow globe feel this year?
A little shaken
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